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acciosexy:

no one else wants to be pen pals…?

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That awkward moment when your mom comes into your room for a “serious talk”…

e-qually-guilty:

Tonight’s topic was the importance of me getting a date. She said my goal is to have one date by the end of the year. 

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She is genuinely concerned so….

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 

I have GMAIL open in a tab on my browser.

ponchovilla:

Whenever the tab shows :: Gmail-Inbox (1)  I get super excited like this:

When I realize that it is spam/advertisements and not alerts from Tumblr/Facebook/Okcupid/POF, I’m sitting here like this:

Get message from phone company. 1000 free texts…. no one to text

letourmonkeyscry:

 Forever alone.